Tied Up…
Posted on: October 11, 2011
101: yoooo! have you ever been tied up and eaten out?–just asking
201: Bwahahahahahha. Bitches having bondage escapades
101:OMG!! BITCH!! I came soo hard, my uterus jerked! #Neveragain.
The Vibrator
Posted on: October 10, 2011
101: Do you own a vibrator?
202: No I’ve cut off my sex life
101: Da FUH?!? A vibrator is NOT your sex life. A vibrator promotes self-awareness.\
202: lmfaooooo
Twittaddiction
Posted on: April 8, 2011
101: Omgosh! I can’t believe this! I’m going through twitter withdrawal for real!! WTF?!?!
201: Hahahahahahahah
101: #FacePalm
201: U read my tweet uhn?
101: May God forgive you
101: I’m here debating…
101: One last tweet.
201: Lmaoooooooooo
101: Faaaaack. This shit must come with a needle
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-5 minutes later-
101: Done! Fuck it. I’m back on twitter. You Useless bitch you! *shaking my fist*
201: ROFLMAO!
If I Die, I’ll Kill you!
Posted on: March 12, 2011
101: Question….Please, what is the half-life of a chipotle burrito?
201: LMAO
101: I need to know
201: IDK foo
101:DAMMIT! I’m scared to eat it…. But I don’t want to let it go
201: Lol
101: Stand there and laugh
201: You’re a weirdo
101: If I die, I’ll kill you!
Illegal Drunk 3way
Posted on: February 25, 2011
202: Is it wrong to tell a dude I wanna get drunk with him so he can take advantage of me?
101: errrmm…… that sounds illegal.
102: I’m saying…he’s so00 sexy
**silence**
201: You’re silly.
Advice…
Posted on: January 31, 2011
101:..I want to be skinny but thick for the wedding
201: Run. Ride ur bike. Jump rope. Do squats. Drink water. Don’t eat after 8 or 9.
101: Bitch that sounds like boot camp!
101: I aint tryna catch a grenade for anyone. I just wanna look good in my wedding dress!
101: Word of advice to ladies I love: if you find a good man who puts a ring on your finger and treats you well, and provides for you….FUCK HIM LIKE A WHORE!!!
101: #thatisall
201: Lmaoooooooooo
101: Trust me. You can get anything…I mean ANYTHING you want
101: Including peace of mind and happiness.
Blackout
Posted on: January 21, 2011
201: What are u doing?
101: Eating
201: Cool
101: Now eating a fruit bar
101: Good shit
201: U just love having shit in ur mouth uhn?
101: Yes I do
201: Lol
101: Last night I had sex, blacked out. Woke up butt ass naked 10 hrs later…good times.
201: : Lololol
101: Good sex is equivalent to taking an ambien/vodka shot
201: I just had a shot
201: N its not equivalent to sex
101: LOL! ooops! wrong bartender biiiitch!
